Three Word Chart: 26th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten.

Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.

10. Chris Malinchak – So Good To Me

AK – Plinky Plonky Notes.
JH – Forgettable lullably falls.

9. Olly Murs – Dear Darlin’

JH – Needs more trumpets.
AK – Watch on mute.

8. Armin Van Buuren (ft. Trevor Guthrie) – This Is What It Feels Like

JH – Fuck this noise.
AK – Pestilent armpit stench.

7. David Guetta (ft. Ne-Yo & Akon) – Play Hard

JH – IT WON’T DIE!
AK – I feel dirty.

6. 2 Chainz (ft. Wiz Khalifa) – We Own It (Fast & Furious)

JH – Worked during film.
AK – Fuck Rita Ora.

5. Rudimental (ft. Ella Eyre) – Waiting All Night

JH – Better than Syphilis.
AK – But not Gonorrhea

4. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Can’t Hold Us

AK – Growing on me.
JH – Love it. Epic.

3. Passenger – Let Her Go

JH – (I’m breaking the three word rule) Did you know his band, also called passenger, split because they thought he was “…a bit of a tit for singing in a ridiculous mock foreign accent”
AK – You Fucking Cheater.

2. Daft Punk (ft. Pharrell Williams) – Get Lucky

JH – Dreading Number One.
AK – Shame on you.

1. Naughty Boy (ft. Sam Smith) – La La La

JH – What. The. Fuck.
AK – Tweed Gimp Suit.

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