Three Word Chart: 12th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten.

Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.

10. P!nk (ft. Nate Ruess) – Just Give Me a Reason

AK – (sings) We’ll come cleeeeean!
JH – It’s still boring.

9. will.i.am (ft. Justin Bieber) – #thatPOWER

AK – Miming fail surprising.
JH – Alex Ferguson retired.

8. Calvin Harris (ft. Ellie Goulding) – I Need Your Love

AK – Poor Greg James…
JH – Mega Man sample?

7. David Guetta (ft. Ne-Yo & Akon) – Play Hard

JH – Not this again.
AK – Why you buy?

6. Armin Van Buuren (ft. Trevor Guthrie) – This Is What It Feels Like

JH – Ron Jeremy Cameo!
AK – Dammit! Train missed.

5. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Can’t Hold Us

AK – Not Thrift Shop.
JH – Yep, still great.

4. Rudimental (ft. Ella Eyre) – Waiting All Night

JH – Tell me why.
AK – Waiting to end.

3. Passenger – Let Her Go

JH – Elmo loves singing!
AK – I got nothing.

2. Chris Malinchak – So Good To Me

AK – Were there verses?
JH – Pleasant but forgettable.

1. Daft Punk (ft. Pharrell Williams) – Get Lucky

JH – Just fucking brilliant.
AK – Needs more funk.

Palette Cleanser: Not that Daft Punk are bad but most of the top 10 is awful.

Japanese? Check

Mental? Check

Boiler Suits? Check

POLYSICS!