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Three Word Chart: Plague Edition: June 23rd 2013

Apologies for the lateness but it seems that we both have the plague. With that in mind this special plagued edition of the chart will only cover the three new entries in the top 10. I’m certain that we will be fine once the weeping cysts on our faces die down. Oh how I wish that we were doing the full chart because that would be the perfect segue into Passenger (who is still in […]

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Posted by James Hewson - June 25, 2013 at 17:02

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Three Word Chart: 16th June 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. Fuse ODG (ft. Wyclef Jean) – Antenna JH – Bottled anal leakage. AJ – Chorus = verse?   9. Wiley (ft. Angel and Tinchy Stryder) – Lights On AJ – Autotune, how original. JH – Fuck off Wiley.   8. Leah McFall  – I Will Survive AJ – Baby voice ruins. JH – Quick, dolphins attack!   7. Taylor Swift (ft. Ed Sheeran) – Everything has Changed JH – […]

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Posted by AJ Kingham - June 17, 2013 at 19:07

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Three Word Chart: 9th June 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. Rudimental (ft. Ella Eyre) – Waiting All Night JH – It’s almost gone! AK – Yay! It’s falling!   9. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Can’t Hold Us We got bored of the video but found a live version. AK – Smiliest rapper ever. JH – Holy fucking shit.   8. Jessie J (ft. Big Sean and Dizzee Rascal) – […]

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Posted by James Hewson - June 9, 2013 at 17:41

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Three Word Chart: 2nd June 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. Demi Lovato – Heart Attack AJ – Mouldy sock cheese. JH – It climbed? Really?   9. 2 Chainz (ft. Wiz Khalifa) – We Own It (Fast & Furious) JH – Who bought this? AJ – Why Rita Ora?   8. Rudimental (ft. Ella Eyre) – Waiting All Night JH – Musical Athlete’s foot. AJ – Please stop this…   7. Macklemore & Ryan Lewis – Can’t […]

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Posted by James Hewson - June 2, 2013 at 18:48

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Three Word Chart: 26th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. Chris Malinchak – So Good To Me AK – Plinky Plonky Notes. JH – Forgettable lullably falls.   9. Olly Murs – Dear Darlin’ JH – Needs more trumpets. AK – Watch on mute.   8. Armin Van Buuren (ft. Trevor Guthrie) – This Is What It Feels Like JH – Fuck this noise. AK – Pestilent armpit stench.   7. David Guetta (ft. Ne-Yo & […]

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Posted by James Hewson - May 27, 2013 at 16:32

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Three Word Chart: 19th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. Subfocus (ft. Alex Clare) – Endorphins AK – Drugs are bad. JH – Suicide Cult Singalong.   9. David Guetta (ft. Ne-Yo & Akon) – Play Hard JH – Please go away. AK – Rancid stool water.   8. Armin Van Buuren (ft. Trevor Guthrie) – This Is What It Feels Like JH – Creed does dance. AK – Arma man pukin’.   7. Chris […]

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Posted by James Hewson - May 19, 2013 at 18:38

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Three Word Chart: 12th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Top ten, three word review each, let’s go.         10. P!nk (ft. Nate Ruess) – Just Give Me a Reason AK – (sings) We’ll come cleeeeean! JH – It’s still boring. 9. will.i.am (ft. Justin Bieber) – #thatPOWER AK – Miming fail surprising. JH – Alex Ferguson retired. 8. Calvin Harris (ft. Ellie Goulding) – I Need Your Love AK – Poor Greg James… JH – Mega Man sample? 7. David Guetta (ft. Ne-Yo & […]

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Posted by James Hewson - May 12, 2013 at 19:15

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Three Word Chart: 5th May 2013

Your at a glance guide to the UK Top Ten. Here at Revued, we like a challenge.  In this weekly article we’re going to listen to the top 10 singles in the UK and review them in three words.  If you’re lucky (and the chart is especially terrible) we may even offer a palette cleanser by way of a song that isn’t hateful.  We also watched the videos so we’ll link those if Vevo will let us. […]

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Posted by James Hewson - May 5, 2013 at 18:06

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